Emily Ratajkowski Hawks Jewelry With Hooters

I don't care what Emily Ratajkowski is selling, I'm buying. If I were drowning, she could sell me water. If I were a temperance leader, she could sell me booze. I can only tell you the former is far more likely to ever happen than the latter. Emily and her wondrous body of many pleasures can pimp anything and you will buy. Flash it and they will come.  

In her latest sextastic funbags turned commercial venture, Emily is employing her stellar mams to push a line of jewelry. Apparently, the idea is if you own this jewelry and have a body like Emily you will be gloriously happy and content and widely desired. Naturally, the same happens even without the beads and amulets. But that's a topic for another day. Another day when Emily Ratajkowski is not holding her own glorious orbs and asking you purchase some trinkets. Yes, ma'am, I shall buy your baubles. Oh, those glorious baubles. Enjoy.

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