Elisabetta Canalis Wears a Fun Bikini

Would you believe me if I told you Elisabetta Canalis' real age? I don't think you would. I think you would think I was lying to you, but I'll be completely up front and honest with you. She's 38. No way would I have believed it either. I thought 32, 33 at the oldest. Man, that's some good craftsmanship on display.

I love her bikini, too. It looks store bought and a lot of fun. I wish more celebrities wore down to earth swimwear like this and not these highfalutin designer things. Come to think of it, this is probably exactly one of those highfalutin numbers done up to look like it's store bought. It's a lot of fun either way. I dig it.

It's nice to see someone with a little sense of humor in their fashion sense. Too often those two worlds don't collide, but I think it's time that people in fashion stopped taking themselves so damn seriously. Lighten up everyone, we're not curing cancer here, we're designing clothes to be worn by like forty people. Let's have a little fun for once in our lives. Put a white guy in a fur coat. Put a hot model in some pajamas with rocket ships all over them. Pretend you're still doing this because you love it.

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