Egotastic! Doll House Theater: Kim and Kanye Are Having a Baby! (VIDEO)

bill-swift - January 4, 2013

Well, don't you know, the blessed announcement of Kim Kardashian's illegitimate child has inspired our own Jack Tomas to retrieve his dolls from the disturbingly moist box that is their safekeep beneath his bed to dramatically re-create the moment at which Kanye West learned that has sired a bastard baby deep in the woman parts of Kim Kardashian.

Things we're not all flowers and trumpets from the get-go, as you shall see....

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