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bill-swift - November 19, 2015
It's unclear how much of her father's potentially distracting (to put it kindly) personality Dylan Penn inherited, but as far as looks and the ability to deliver on film or in photographs with her hot racktastic, I give her two thumbs up. I'd give her three if I had more thumbs. She's a looker.
In the new movie Condemned, Dylan shows off the full force of her her high caliber bazoongas in a scene that I'm certain is going to win some kind of award, if not a golf clap from the collective Egotastic readership. She's got alt-indie babe written all over her. And if not, I have a felt tip marker and some ideas on where to begin writing. Dylan, those teats and headlights are magnificent. Who did they study under? I'm joking, except about the faptastic funbags. I never kid on such serious matters. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: "Condemned" Caliber Media Company
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