Dylan Penn Caught Changing Her Top in Brazil

In the long lore of Penn family antics, changing your bikini top on a balcony in Rio isn't quite up there with using your erect penis to save a child beneath a collapsed building in Haiti, but it's certainly more adorable. Also it happened. Genetic destinies are a bear. You won the lottery with Sean Penn and Robin Wright. Or lost if your goal was to be sane and modestly pleased with life. Have a code word for everyone who loves you now. It's only decent they get to a bunker before the nutso hammer comes down. Damn your tits are beautiful. Why her, God?

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