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bill-swift - December 1, 2015
Christmas is a truly magical time when hotties like Doutzen Kroes don red lingerie to get us all into the Christmas spirit. I know that seeing her all dressed up in something frilly and fire engine red certainly roasts my chestnuts, if you get my meaning. H&M had her sport these tasty numbers as part of their holiday collection and boy do they make me want to buy them. There is nothing more effective in advertising than getting someone who looks like Doutzen to make you think everyone looks like that in red lingerie. Alas, they do not. But we still have these pictures to warm us up on a cold winter morning. It's like a cup of hot cocoa only much much steamier.
I look forward to these holiday undies. I'm a fan of red underwear. Maybe it's because when I was a young lad my father told me that ladies who wear red underwear are crazy in the sack. Perhaps that was an inappropriate thing for a father to tell a 13 year old, but that's my reality. But he was right.
Photo Credit: H&M
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