Douchery: Russell Brand Arrested in NOLA

No, not arrested for being way too successful given his talents, nor arrested for being one of two men in this world who've seen Katy Perry's bare boobtastic (the other being the big man upstairs), but for snatching a cell phone camera out of the hands of a paparazzi then turning and chucking the phone through a nearby office window.

Yep, arrested for that. And, might we add from a quick glance at Russell, he won't do well in the NOLA jail genpop. Anybody who's been arrested in New Orleans knows exactly what I'm talking about.

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