Demi Rose Totally Wild Bikini Body

Thankfully Demi Rose had the presence of mind to pull her hair up off her back. We almost were not able to see her tiny ass, and what would we have been forced to be entertained by instead, her tiny boobs? I don’t think so. Her totally average looking face would have had to carry the entire load that the rest of her body was unwilling to.

Thankfully it did not come to that. Her unremarkable face probably would have only been able to keep my attention for two or three hours until something more attractive came along, like the reflection of my own face in the monitor screen. But, again, thankfully it did not come to that.

I try to avoid staring at my beautiful face too much because I do not want to become conceited. If I was to become conceited, though, I bet I’d be the most conceited person in the world, because I am that beautiful. I have had people take one look at me on the street and become instantly confused, wondering how they managed to walk into an art museum. And not one of those Picasso-type museums, one of the good ones.

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