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Lex Jurgen - July 2, 2015
Demi Lovato's camped wasted no time jumping the lesbian experimentation money train with her song Cool for Summer. Hint, she tries kissing a girl. Seems edgy. Where's my drachma? Critics are suggesting the song seems like an intentional rip of Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl which now seems culturally groundbreaking by comparison. It was also noted that Cool for Summer sounds like ten other songs currently out possibly because they're all made in the same factory in Van Nuys waiting to be doled out arbitrarily to 20s somethings with eating disorders in cut-out bras. Lovato defended her song by irrelevantly invoking gay rights:
...sounds nothing like [I Kissed a Girl] and with all the advances we've made in the LGBT community...
No need for form a complete sentence. Point taken. Whatever it is. If I could see her belly button and maybe her last two cutting scars, I could probably come up with a definitive answer on the copyright claims. Until then, stare into her tits. This isn't John Tesh at Red Rocks. There is no deeper message.
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