Dear Tulisa Contostavlos, We’ll Miss You, Sincerely, America

What can I say, Tulisa Contostavlos, the Greco-Gaelic little singer minx got under my skin while she was hear in the States flouncing about in her bikinis and taking important meetings on the coast. I feel like we had a little foreplay then she kind of left the country before we got far enough to tell all my buddies (which, for the record, isn't that far or high of a standard).

Before she took off homeward from Miami, Tulisa finished shooting her 'We Are Young' music video, a song I'm almost certain to compare to some type of hideous audible sensation if forced to listen, but as for the making of the music video, well, I very much liked staring at Tulisa in her little short shorts and teasy outfits as she filmed the musical rap-sody. 

Toodles, Tulisa, we'll see you next time we cross the pond for a proper copping and a cup of tea. Enjoy.