Danny Morais Ass Paint

If you can finger paint half decent in preschool, everybody in your family circle will insist you're born to be an artist. Your chances of growing from there into self-sufficient professional artist is now 1 in 500,000. Similar to the kid in fifth grade with the accurate 18-foot set shot everybody at the school calls "Curry". Not everybody's a Basquiat or a LeBron. In fact, pretty much nobody else is.

If you want to get people to buy your work, you'd be better off becoming well known at something else, anything else, then wait for the lifestyle news piece about how you're also an avid painter. A bunch of celebrities do that these days. A list that probably should not include Danny Morais. It's unclear if this bloated Brazilian won Miss Bum Bum 2016 or was a finalist. Everybody who competes and blows at least one judge gets a trophy. Like male figure skating competitions. 

Morais took her art work to the street, painting up some oils with her bare ass cheeks because somebody told her she could make some cash with out the risk of The AIDS. Though tetanus remains a valid concern. It's unclear who would pay a hundred for a canvas mashed with her ass paint. Especially when for thirty dollars less you could get the more memorable 'round the world with her and one to two of her slightly less fat friends.

Not every woman in Brazil is a whore. But enough that it makes sense to generalize if you're in a hurry.

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