Dancing With the Stars Elena Samodanova Voluptuous Bikini Body in Miami

That would be DWTS Russia, which you're clearly not watching, because I've hopefully badgered you out of ever watching DWTS anything through the years on behalf of your masculinity. I promised you I'd always bring you the hot dancer highlights as they come around, including Elena Samodanova from the Russian version baring her sweltering boobtastic in an undersized bikini on the beach in Miami.

Okay, so you can't see her kids because we expertly removed that with advanced science, but this hot mom has got the body of a lover, though the skill set of a dancer obviously. You don't often see many curvaceous ballroom dancers. I'd have to inspect the undercarriage to see if anything else is out of the ordinary. I inspect thoroughly. Could take weeks. Will definitely need to change that bikini. Welcome to Egotastic, Elena. Linger a while. My inner borsch is still stewing. Enjoy.

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