Cristiano Ronaldo Offering Other Women Practice Opportunities With His Balls

It’s a true tragedy and tear jerker when your famous and wealthy footballer boyfriend turns out to be just another guy who can’t keep himself away from other women’s inboxes. Cristiano Ronaldo was caught attempting to infiltrate the heart, or maybe just the pants, of international lingerie model Rhian Sugden. Why let something as small and silly as having another child in November stop your personal conquest of elusive clam? The only person who really protested Cristiano’s bid for a one night matrimony with consummation benefits was Sugden’s boyfriend, British actor Oliver Mellor. In sports and love you can’t win them all.

Sugden, to her credit, has reportedly sent signals to Ronaldo that he's not getting anywhere. The Sun quoted her as once telling him over DM that her man wouldn't "approve of me talking to you at 11pm."

I’d risk penalty too if I was Cristiano. Rhian looks good in just her underwear and her boyfriend is best known for being in a Soap Opera. If an argument ever erupted into fisticuffs Ronaldo would easily have the advantage. Being in a relationship with a woman who most men have already seen half naked comes with obstacles. There’s no reason to really risk embarrassment when underwear models will do anything for men with money. If someone talked them out of their clothes to take pictures for the world to see just imagine the bonuses a private offer would include from one of the most famous athletes around. All love and relationships after a million dollars in your bank account is basically superficial, no need to keep pretending when the cameras are off and no one is looking.

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