Courtney Stodden Puts Out Feelers

Courtney Stodden just posted this to her Instagram account. She forgot the hashtag desperate and just farted. I will admit to some Discovery Channel level of interest in the results of harrowing silica mining operations. It's mostly Courtney Stodden's tits and the medical devices used to manufacture Courtney Stodden's tits. Also silly putty, which is Courtney Stodden's tits for kids. I'm not sure if these kinds of photos get you work, but they beat listing hiking on your resume as interests. I just assume those people are serial killers. Hiking is for Europeans. Guys in America who hike are looking for places to shallow bury their victims.