Courtney Robertson Goes Bridal, I’m Ashamed, But She’s Kind of Pretty Hot

So, sue me. I mean, not literally speaking to you highly paid legal pimped out protectors of secretly sordid celebrities trying desperately to hang on to squeaky clean public reputations, but you, faithful readers, for I'm about to give a thumbs up the you know what to something related to The Bachelor television show.

Yes, yes, shows such as The Bachelor are primarily meant for ladies with Haagen-Dazs filled freezers and battery-powered man-parts with names like 'My Virtual Lumberjack', but, I must tell you, this Courtney Robertson who is I suppose the winner or the fake dude bachelor and now seen about town shopping for wedding digs, she's kind of pretty hot. And when we saw her adjusting her puppies in her virginal whites, well, we just had to share.

And, to answer your next question, no, I don't have a vagina, I wouldn't even know what one looks like. Wait... Enjoy.