Conan O’Brien’s ‘Doom’ Super Bowl is Even Better Than Last Time

The Super Bowl is a long standing American tradition, and it brings with it a whole lot of rituals of its own. Where would we be without Super Bowl commercials, or that legendary half time show, or the cheerleaders in their skimpy undercrackers? Nowhere, that's where. It doesn't bear thinking about.

But don't forget the most crucial element of the big game: Conan O'Brien taking on football stars and being horribly defeated in the Clueless Gamer Super Bowl special.

Last time, you'll probably remember, he set up a lil' Mortal Kombat X tournament between the rivals of the last Bowl, Gronk and Marshawn Lynch. It was brilliantly ridiculous, and far too damn funny. Gronk, use your bumblebees!

This time, we're kicking things up a notch with a showdown on the new Doom. The match is betwixt Von Miller of the Broncos and the Carolina Panthers' Josh Norman, and it's serious business. That is, it's serious once Miller stops talking about his dream of owning a chicken farm, with live feeds into the coops so everyone can see how happy his chickens are.

Once Marshawn Lynch makes an appearance, the shit really hits the fan. Conan looks like he's seconds from running to grandma at all the gore, but this guy's loving it. His bloodlust knows no bounds.

‘Who's that guy?'

‘It don't matter! He's gettin' bust!'