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Lex Jurgen - June 13, 2016
Claire Danes looks nuts on Homeland. She looks nuts jogging. She's probably super stable. Or fucking nuts. You wouldn't know which until you come to in a tangle of harpsichord strings with your eyes burning from Febreze Mediterranean Lavender. That's the time to remind her that wooden stakes through the heart is for vampires. Devil possession requires an ordained priest. While she's Yelping Catholic churches in the area, throw yourself through the nearest open window. Your never quite healed tibia will serve as a constant reminder that crazy chicks love to run. It's a tell. Demons are sent back to hell if can lap them on the Hudson River Run.
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