Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids and Taylor Swift Heroic Survivor on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #97

Based on harried people with too much time on their hands, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. More grounded individuals over thirty realize the planets always been populated with chaos, war, and Philadelphia sports fans. Perspective is harder to achieve than an erection when staring at Lena Dunham naked on the can.

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN's self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men, Taylor Swift's sexual assault and or ass pat trial, Christina El Moussa's spousal support demands, and how badly trannies are in vogue these days, even Chelsea Manning who looks a bit like a twisted elf. Just the good stuff.

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