Cinderella Hazardous Work Conditions

Lily James played Cinderella in the recently released live action film which is code for no budget. There's been a lot of talk about her corset, which appears to be too tight to properly fit a human or even a water logged two by four. James explained the corset is not photoshopped and was simply choking the life out of her and forcing her to avoid solid food:

"If you ate food, it didn't really digest properly, and I'd be burping all afternoon... and it was just really sort of unpleasant. I'd have soup so that I could still eat but it wouldn't get stuck."

Charming. And to think you sacrificed your health for the benefit of seven cat ladies. James just ruined whatever vague hint of sexiness wasn't quite there to begin with. I like the idea of Disney turning their picked over cartoons into mediocre live action fare, but less so the notion that an hour after Cinderella blows me in the trailer my man juice will come foaming out of her mouth like a beached sea creature. Try explaining that to the nieces.

Photo Credit: Disney.com