Christy Mack Offers Hummer to Best Lego Builder

If there's two things nerds love, it's Legos and sex with rubberized versions of female vaginas while thinking of that chick from Battlestar Galactica, doesn't matter which one. Imagine the rampage of palm sweat that took place when porn star Christy Mack went on Twitter to tell Lego nerds everywhere that she'd blow the lid off their oral virginity if they built her something Lego awesome. I have no idea what connection Christy Mack has with Lego, but apparently it's not strong as the Danish toymaker told her to cease and desist using their name in her sucky proposal.

This seems like a pretty classic misstep by Lego of not understanding their customer's complementary pursuits. They just spit in the face of millions of nerds who for their entire lives have dreamed of a porn star gobbling their knobs while they assembled their Boba Fett slave ship. Maybe the NFL should start calling people losers for drinking beer or the women on The View should tell their audience to get a fucking job already. You're not selling a product, you're selling happiness to a person.

Some dude and his nerd buddy built this for the competition. I guess they were planning on receiving their prize together. Now, what will these two lonely, desperate, and horny geekboys do trapped alone in their Lego build room? Way to make your customers gay, Lego.