Christina Hendricks Puts On A Sexy Show With Her Huge Pushed-Up Busty Pair

I shudder to think of the amount of strain her clothing is being put under trying to uphold that pair. It is probably a greater weight than the stress a college dropout feels when they get their monthly bill from Sallie Mae, knowing their chances of writing a successful screenplay get exponentially smaller with each passing week, just like their dreams.

Christina is the body ideal of every person who has ever uttered the word thicc. Managing to keep all of the extra weight in all of the right places is not a skill that can be taught, only inherited through genetics or bought from a skilled surgeon. Which of these applies to Christina I cannot rightly say, but I like her so much I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and go with the former option.

My only complaint about Mad Men is that it was not featured on a channel which was a little more loose with the nudity allowances. The most we got from AMC was some generous cleavage and some naked back. That has not been enough to satisfy me since I was twelve.

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