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elliot-wolf - January 21, 2019
Happy early Mother’s Day to that hot pile of pretty woman calling herself Christie Brinkley because she birthed one of the best replicas around. I feel like I’m staring at Christie staring at herself in a mirror. A younger, hotter mirror. Forget cloning sheep, monkeys, and whatever other animal is trendy at the moment. Science needs to focus their efforts on helping Christie make more duplicate Christies. Because looking at Sailor Lee Brinkly-Cook blows my socks off and sinks my battleship. Love is a battlefield and I’m waving a white flag. She won. I hope she comes to collect her spoils soon.
The glaciers are melting. And oil is becoming ever more elusive. But I’m just glad that the one natural resource that really matters is still projected to never run out. And that resource is hot women. There seems to be such a high concentration of them at the beach. And seeing Sailor makes my eyes swell with tears of joy. What a lovely sight. I’m not a vegan but I sure do love when things are organic. And Brinkley is 100% all natural woman. Which means that she's good for me. I'd love to get a healthy dose of her daily. Staring at Sailor everyday would definitely keep the doctor away.
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