Chris Brown Attracts Winners

Chris Brown returned to his home in Los Angeles from Vegas to find this 21 year old chick sleeping in his bed. Normally I'd say go for a quickie and send Goldilocks packing with a free iPod shuffle. A man's got to unwind from that drive and that beats beating off to the DVR'd episodes of Singled Out you recorded while drunk. Unfortunately the woman spray painted "I Love You" on Brown's countertop and "Mrs Brown" on his Rolls Royce and Range Rover. That's a sign she might clamp down. Interesting you can afford two vehicles and not an alarm system. Typical, but interesting. Brown called the police while he waited outside on the curb because even super tough gang bangers need our men in blue to escort hundred pound chicks out of their homes. Shouldn't have acted with haste. Comb her hair and she's an improvement over most chicks in the club. Women are all kinds of crazy. Pick one.

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