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bill-swift - December 23, 2014
Top Shop heiress Chloe Green spends her winter vacations on the family away-from-it-all bungalow in Barbados. It's very similar for my family only we have a lean-to beneath the Interstate 77 that the cousins never have to fight over in terms of reservations. Chloe Green was dating Marc Anthony for a brief while there, but given that I think he got married to somebody else, I'm going to declare that relationship over.
Still, a girl worth a fortune with a swelling bosom in a bikini is still something of a catch. Personally, I only share my love with women for whom I have real feelings, though I could easily be swayed to have feelings for a woman who could set me up in a nice Brownstone with a killer home theater system, a new Playstation, and the constant need for having lotions rubbed into her her sore funbags. Everybody has a different definition of love, but basically, you know it when it hits you. Chloe Green, you are welcome to hit me any time. Next year, we'll walk the sandy shores of Barbados together. I'm going to need whatever that SPF is for people who haven't seen the sun in two decades. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
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