China Declares War On Funeral Strippers

China's government plans to form a police task force to eradicate the country's scourge of funeral strippers. Many traditional Chinese believe that wiping out endangered animals will make your dick bigger and also having as many mourners as possible at one's funeral brings good fortune. If that's true Michael Jackson probably did go to little boy heaven. Hence people are hiring strippers to put butts in seats at their death concerts. In the alternative, you could consider just being a nice guy with lots of friends during your life. That way your family members will be mourn without a Guangdong crack whore making a scene about the extra hundred bucks she was promised. Your nephew doesn't know whether to cry or try or rub one out behind the mausoleum. A young person should never be put into that position. It's called catering and some Chile's gift cards. You will be missed. I'm talking about the strippers.

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