Chelsea Handler called Angelina Jolie a “f***ing c***.”

Chelsea Handler (who was sleeping with the president of E when she got her talk show. which is on E. what a coincidence!) was in Mexico last week, spending her Thanksgiving vacation with new BFF Jennifer Aniston. Gee, I wonder what they talked about. Us.com says...

"(Angelina Jolie is) a homewrecker," Handler, 35 (*), said.
"She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don't f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Because you're a f***ing c*** ," Handler bellowed.
"You're a f***ing b***h!"

7 years. It's been 7 god damn years since Jolie was cast in Mr and Mrs Smith. And yet, here we are. What's more likely, that Jolie seduced Pitt, or that Aniston is an unstable asshole and drove Pitt away. It's not his fault she can't keep a boyfriend. On the bright side, if that bitter old bitches pussy gets any more neglected and ignored maybe Angelina will adopt it.

(*) 35? seriously? jesus christ she might as well have said 18.