Charlotte McKinney Has Huge Tits

Having huge tits is both a blessing and a curse. It's apparently hard to jog. Also difficult to exercise when weird Persians are buying you clothes. You've been getting a lot of attention and grown completely lazy. Breasts are by definition made out of fat. You can't have it both ways. The chick from high school with the big garbonzos? Take a fucking look while you're denying her friend request on Facebook because she's content with her natural lady curves. Those might be fun for a while but when you near thirty you're going to need a sling. Old woman tits are a weird thing to look at. Like one of those giant turtles that gets stuck on the beach. Save your money.

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