Charlie Sheen is not getting a show on HBO

While in the middle of his drug-fueled meltdown yesterday, Charlie Sheen told Radar he wasn't worried about losing Two and a Half Men because he was gonna get a new show, an even better show, on HBO, and instead of the 2 million dollars an episode he got from CBS, HBO was gonna pay him more than twice that.

(Sheen is) in serious negotiations to star in his own half-hour show, titled Sheen's Corner -- a deal that would reputedly land him a whopping $5 million an episode.
"I'm close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee," Sheen (said).
"It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!"
HBO could not be contacted for comment.

Well they can be contacted now. Try and guess what they said.

A rep at HBO tells PopEater there is "no truth to this."

Oh so the voices in his head just made it up? Oh man I'm surprised. But Charlie had all those negotiations? Granted they were with a dog, but that dog also told him that Bree Olson was a spy from the NSA and should be fed to the sharks, so that dog knew the truth about a lot of top secret shit.

(and now unrelated pictures of Gemma Merna in her underwear from the new issue of Loaded.)