Charlie Sheen has to pay $12,000 to get laid

Capri Anderson says she isn't a prostitute, but new reports say that not only is she a pro, but she thinks pretty damn highly of herself because she charged Charlie Sheen $12,000 for the night when she ended up locked in a bathroom. Granted that still turned out to be a bargain for him, because he didn't pay it.

Charlie was with his assistant Rick and two male friends at Daniel restaurant. He ordered girls for everyone. Christina, who is a porn star under the name Capri Anderson, said she got the call one hour before getting together with Charlie.
Sheen, his pals and the girls had a private room at the restaurant but waiters and busboys were moving in and out. Sheen was wasted and talking loudly.
"She has someone in Los Angeles who handles her ‘calls,'" the source told Radar. "She's more than a porn star. And the price for the evening was $12,000."
But Charlie didn't have the money – his assistant did. And the first time Charlie tried to have sex with (Capri) she demanded the money and when he couldn't produce it, she stopped him.
She told Charlie, ‘I'm not doing anything until I get my money first,'" the source said. "And then after they did more cocaine Charlie wanted to have sex and she demanded money. He couldn't find his wallet and flipped out.
"He thought she stole it, but his assistant, who was down the hall had it.
"That's when Charlie flipped out and Christina fled into the bathroom and locked the door. He was pounding on it and that led to the series of phone calls with the police showing up."

HOLY SHIT 12,000 DOLLARS?! I wish I was a hot chick with no morals. Because taking 12 grand to bang some actor seems like something I could do. I get the feeling he has to pay this much because he's an asshole. When I set up a fake production office and hold porn "auditions" I only pay like 500.