Charlie Sheen has a machete now

Just one day after Charlie Sheen publicly said he was gonna sneak up behind people and their kids and slit their throats, and just an hour after being formally fired from Two and a Half Men for his behavior lately such as publicly saying he's gonna sneak up behind people and slit their throats, Sheen went to the offices of concert promoter Live Nation in Beverly Hills, went on the roof and waved a machete around. He also drank a bottle of something labeled Tiger Blood. That label looks fake though, so it's probably just baby blood or something.

(image source = bauer griffin)