Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt Takes Her Hard Bikini Body South to the Caribbean

Who isn't in St. Barth's this week? Well, me, for one, and don't think it's not killing me, because the assortment of hard celebrity bikini bodies down there this week is quite sensational.

Victoria Silvstedt took her dog and pony show (and don't think she wouldn't for the right price) from Miami southward this week to St. Barths, wherever the wealthy man's yacht can anchor, to put on yet another white bikini display of pure ogle-worthiness like the veteran pea-hen she is. There's no denying she's got the chops for the game, with that game being pure hot-girl-skimpy-bikini-no-talking-allowed. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures for the Swedish Boobtastic Fantastiques

Victoria Silvstedt, former PMOY, current raconteur of wealthy men, made her mark this holiday season with a flashing of her might mighty bosstones in a white bikini down on Miami Beach. The great thing about Victoria is not only her finely crafted body, but how she turns disrobing into a living (and free I might add) stripping show everywhere she goes. She's very hard to miss, and nobody does. Tall, blonde, stacked, and in a tiny bikini.

Victoria does not shy from cameras. So we should not shy from looking. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Inspire Some Miami Vice

At one point a decade or so ago, Victoria Silvstedt was one of the most desirable women in the world, and desire her many millionaires and billionaires have done and did. The Swedish former Playmate of the Year still hangs on to the hot-bodied bikini looks that continue to drive the male of the species into fits of spending madness.

Currently on Miami Beach with the hot celeb class this week, Victoria showed off some of her lingering sextastic body proportions, much to the ogling delight of gentleman beach goers in the vicinity. With that platinum blonde hair and that lust-inducing figure, there's no doubt she still draws a strong leer in a one-hundred foot radius. Enjoy.

Still Got It

Victoria Silvstedt bikini action. (SocialiteLife)

Rashida Jones talks making out with girls. (HuffPo)

Heidi Klum vs. Coco: Battle of the Bikini Bodies. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan starts begging. (TheSuperficial)

Websites your parents think exist. (CollegeHumor)

Zoe Saldana grabs some boobage.(TheFABlife)

Cleavage.  Lots and lots of cleavage. (TheChive)

Victoria Silvstedt Flashes Apples and Cans in Saint-Tropez

Victoria Silvstedt has one tough job. It seems to involve lunching and sunning on the Riviera about eleven months of the year courtesy of her delightfully wealthy man-friend. Granted, there are certainly some behind the scenes aspects to her work that we can only imagine (and I do imagine it), still, she carries on with perfect aplomb, constantly flashing her apples and cans in undersized bikini fashion, including her latest strut along the beach catwalk, bending forward to highlight her Swedish power haunches. It's something to behold. Enjoy.

Victoria Slivstedt Conducts Her Business in Fine Cleavetastic Form

I've had the random pleasure to meet Victoria Silvstedt face to face before, well, face to chest if we're being ophthalmologically accurate. I can only describe the experience as like finding yourself standing in the presence of Raw Sex itself. A strong man doth quiver (so you can imagine how shook). She wore a top that exposed almost her entire monumental boobtastic and a skirt so short, her long tanned legs were entirely visible up to her tiny pair of fluorescent-colored panties. And this was a a business meeting. But, this is her business.

While Shauna Sand may be a fame whore, make no mistake, Victoria Silvstedt has no desire for fame. But, rich boyfriends with houses, money, and yachts? Yes, yes, and yes. Such it is that she and her body perfect are seen routinely around the vacation world hotspots of the monied-class, shaking her moneymaker, and just looking all around cleavetastic, in this case, on the docks at St. Tropez. It's been quite a ride. Enjoy.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Make the Wedgie Sexy Again

Wow, this post brings back so many painful memories of childhood. No, not me being wedgied. This kid named Charlie Cluck-Cluck. His damn elastic band always snapped, really hurt my hand. Nobody knows the troubles of a second grade bully.  (By fourth grade I was on the receiving end of so much underwear torture; oh, how schoolyard roles reverse so quickly when you start wearing a retainer.)

However, wedgie hotness is now a new thing, thanks to boobtastic Swedish veteran Playboy model and erstwhile lady of many evenings, Victoria Silvstedt, who took several square inches of bikini cloth betwixt her asstastic cheeks before resorting to a quick (but caught on camera) de-wedgie bikini-bottom grab. And quite nice at that. I don't ever remember anything sexy about wedgies. until now.

From all your friends at Egotastic!, have a great weekend.