Victoria Beckham

Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

April 26, 2012 @ 8:18 am
Kaley Cuoco Vacation Twitpics
Sara Jean Underwood Bikini and Shorts Pictures
Sophie Ellis Baxter Pregnant Instagram
Bar Refaeli Twitpic
Aly and AJ Michalka Wear a Cape
Ariana Grande Plays with a Camera
Ariana Grande Plays with a Camera
Krysten Ritter Twitpic with Dog
Arianny Celeste Twitpics from Hotel
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Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.

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Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

February 27, 2012 @ 11:44 am
Revealing Twitpics Are The Best!
 Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Boobage
Eva Longoria, Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale Independent Spirit Awards
Selena Gomez eats In N Out Oscar After Party
Arianny Celeste UFC Twitpic
Ashley Tisdale Black and White Twitpic
Coco does Acrobatics
Coco does Acrobatics
Gaby Ramirez Twitpics
Gaby Ramirez Twitpics
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Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week's edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can't get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week's roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she's the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more...

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy

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Victoria Beckham Still Won’t Smile, Still Needs a Sandwich, But Still Hot in i-D Magazine

February 6, 2012 @ 9:47 am
Victoria Beckham i-D Magazine
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Posh Spice Topless
Victoria Beckham Made Us Smile When Saw Her Boobs 9 Photos »

We're not sure what happened to Posh exactly, but somewhere along the line the hottest Spice Girl (yeah, we said it, we own it) decided that marriage to the world's most famous soccer player (who Gretchen here tells me is one hunky dude), tons of money, beautiful houses, vacation homes, jet travel, successful commercials, and a baby, could still not make her smile, let alone eat a sandwich, but it did happen. And it's kind of unfortunate in the way that seeing otherwise seemingly have-it-all hotties in a constant state of glumness always is.

But then there's this i-D magazine pictorial, and it rekindles my lower-half-of-the-body interest in Victoria Beckham, with all her hotness potential, still no smile, still way too skinny, but so much there there that... well, I'd love to lock Victoria and Angelina Jolie up in my basement for a few weeks and feed them like a turkey farmer does his stock in the weeks before Thanksgiving. I think that sounds kind of almost legal. Enjoy.

Victoria Beckham i-D Magazine
Victoria Beckham i-D Magazine
Victoria Beckham i-D Magazine
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Rihanna Nipple Pokes and Other Fun Things to Ogle

November 30, 2011 @ 11:30 am
Rihanna Nipple Poke
Rihanna London Photoshoot Read More »
Scarlett Fever
Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo Read More »
Kourtney is Knocked Up
Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant Again Read More »

- Rihanna nipple pokes out to say hello. (Celebuzz)

- Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo. (GossipCenter)

- Kylie Minogue looking sexy and whatnot. (Idolator)

- Carey Mulligan talks about going full-frontal. (HuffPo)

- WWE twin hotties support the troops. (FoxNews)

- Victoria Beckham at her hottest. (SocialiteLife)

- Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up. (GossipOnThis)

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Victoria Beckham Shows Very Rare Signs of Skin (Still No Smiles)

October 31, 2011 @ 10:15 am
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
Victoria Beckham Goes Grocery Shopping
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No doubt, Ginger Spice has been much more skin-available than the posh Victoria Beckham, a woman even our sharpest of sharp-lensed photographers can rarely if ever find not buttoned-up and looking rather dour. So, we consider it a big win when we get even the hint of cleavage from Mrs. Beckham, not to mention a rarely seen bit of tight-jean backside, double bonus (throw in the fact that Victoria was actually shopping at Ralph's grocery store, where yours truly just happens to be a club member, double the coupons!) and we have one of our better Becks days.

Yeah, we know, still no smile. But our happiness comes first. Enjoy.

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Why Won’t Victoria Beckham Smile?

September 12, 2011 @ 10:11 am
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
Victoria Beckham out in SoHo
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Brand new baby girl. Riches beyond compare. Mansions, fancy cars, yachts, and a superstar athlete husband. Apparently, everything in the world can not buy Victoria Beckham a smile. I'm starting to think that she has some ingenius long term plan to never have a wrinkle on her face by simply refusing to utilize her facial muscles for decades on end. The former Spice Girl and new mom once again has herself in arms-pinned-behind-her-back, blank anorexic model stare pose, oversized glasses, supreme high heels, and a complete unwillingness to acknowledge the joy in being hot and rich and famous. Maybe we're reading into it too much, but why the long face, Posh? Enjoy.

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Sneak Peek: Victoria Beckham Brings the New MILF Bosom Out for a Spin

September 8, 2011 @ 11:36 am
Victoria Beckham New Milky Bust

Well, even a new baby girl can't get Posh to smile, but, there's one thing Victoria Beckham can't control, and it too will leave her with some wrinkle lines -- her new busty post-baby chest. The typically gaunt model slash former Spice Girl simply could not hide her milkers beneath her esteemed fashion when out and about in New York. Oh, sure, Victoria's bound to start staving and flagellating herself shortly back into tortured skinny body mode, but for now, much like her new child, we can simply delight in her full bosom. Enjoy.

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