- Rihanna nipple pokes out to say hello. (Celebuzz)
- Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo. (GossipCenter)
- Kylie Minogue looking sexy and whatnot. (Idolator)
- Carey Mulligan talks about going full-frontal. (HuffPo)
- WWE twin hotties support the troops. (FoxNews)
- Victoria Beckham at her hottest. (SocialiteLife)
- Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up. (GossipOnThis)
No doubt, Ginger Spice has been much more skin-available than the posh Victoria Beckham, a woman even our sharpest of sharp-lensed photographers can rarely if ever find not buttoned-up and looking rather dour. So, we consider it a big win when we get even the hint of cleavage from Mrs. Beckham, not to mention a rarely seen bit of tight-jean backside, double bonus (throw in the fact that Victoria was actually shopping at Ralph's grocery store, where yours truly just happens to be a club member, double the coupons!) and we have one of our better Becks days.
Yeah, we know, still no smile. But our happiness comes first. Enjoy.
Brand new baby girl. Riches beyond compare. Mansions, fancy cars, yachts, and a superstar athlete husband. Apparently, everything in the world can not buy Victoria Beckham a smile. I'm starting to think that she has some ingenius long term plan to never have a wrinkle on her face by simply refusing to utilize her facial muscles for decades on end. The former Spice Girl and new mom once again has herself in arms-pinned-behind-her-back, blank anorexic model stare pose, oversized glasses, supreme high heels, and a complete unwillingness to acknowledge the joy in being hot and rich and famous. Maybe we're reading into it too much, but why the long face, Posh? Enjoy.
Well, even a new baby girl can't get Posh to smile, but, there's one thing Victoria Beckham can't control, and it too will leave her with some wrinkle lines -- her new busty post-baby chest. The typically gaunt model slash former Spice Girl simply could not hide her milkers beneath her esteemed fashion when out and about in New York. Oh, sure, Victoria's bound to start staving and flagellating herself shortly back into tortured skinny body mode, but for now, much like her new child, we can simply delight in her full bosom. Enjoy.
Brooke Hogan in a bikini top. (SocialiteLife)
Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz are naturally hot. (HuffPo)
Is Kim Kardashian saving California? (FoxNews)
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner get all dolled up. (Celebuzz)
Is this WAG hotter than Victoria Beckham? (TMZ)
Brown-haired beauties. (TheChive)
Sarah Hyland in a funny new video. (Break)
Rosario Dawson takes her amazing cleavage out of storage. (DrunkenStepfather)
Irina Shayk plays in a little yellow bikini. (Celebuzz)
Beyonce looking awesome in white lingerie. (HuffPo)
Secret twitpic of a pregnant Victoria Beckham. (GossipCop)
So, apparently Megan Fox is hot. (GossipCenter)
Generous hotties share their boobage with the world. (TheChive)
Rachel Bilson in oh-so-short shorts. (Popoholic)
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Victoria Beckham Still Won’t Smile, Still Needs a Sandwich, But Still Hot in i-D Magazine
We're not sure what happened to Posh exactly, but somewhere along the line the hottest Spice Girl (yeah, we said it, we own it) decided that marriage to the world's most famous soccer player (who Gretchen here tells me is one hunky dude), tons of money, beautiful houses, vacation homes, jet travel, successful commercials, and a baby, could still not make her smile, let alone eat a sandwich, but it did happen. And it's kind of unfortunate in the way that seeing otherwise seemingly have-it-all hotties in a constant state of glumness always is.
But then there's this i-D magazine pictorial, and it rekindles my lower-half-of-the-body interest in Victoria Beckham, with all her hotness potential, still no smile, still way too skinny, but so much there there that... well, I'd love to lock Victoria and Angelina Jolie up in my basement for a few weeks and feed them like a turkey farmer does his stock in the weeks before Thanksgiving. I think that sounds kind of almost legal. Enjoy.