Egotastic
Back in grade school, Mr. Pelopenesis, before he got caught up in what he explained as some innocent cross-border transporting of cigarettes, he taught us kids all about perspective. One time, he has me stand next to Knuckles Tatum, who'd you figure was a big kid based on the name, but he was a little shrimp nicknamed 'Knuckles' because he got caught once in the bathroom... well, never mind. Anyhow, I was taller than Knuckles. I felt good. As good as a mediocre academic student could ever feel in a classrom. Then Mr. Pelopenesis has Big John Bilkey stand next to me, and his nickname was actually just because he was big, and he was much taller than me, to which Mr. P then declared that I was now short. Perspective. Lesson learned.
I've never forgot that lesson, but, apparently, so many women do. It doesn't matter how hot you are, there is always somebody hotter. Accepting this reality is not so important as learning not to let yourself get photographed next to the super hot chick. Really, just don't. So when Kelly Brook stepped into the birthday party on Sunday night for DIY TV guy, Phil Turner's birthday, I could have told the likes of Tamara Ecclestone, not a bad looking billionaire heiress in her own right, or Lizzie Cundy, a veteran hottie we do admire, DO NOT get snapped next to uver-sextastic Kelly Brook, it's all about perspective. Enjoy.
Tamara Ecclestone and Jessica Wright Battle for Top Cleavage of the Night in London
I happen to know it was a little chilly last night in London. The young British girl I talked to for $1.99/minute on the phone, let's just call her my 'sure thing', told me last night was particularly nippy in the British capital. At least I think she was referring to the weather. The point is, it was cold, but that did not stop some of the Old Country's finest young exhibitionists from strutting their chestal region stuff last night outside fancy restaurants, including Tamara Ecclestone, the brunette half of the F-1 Racing heiress daughters, and Jessica Wright, of our beloved The Only Way Is Essex reality show.
Talk about instant heating units, these two ladies dropped a couple hot spots on the oglers in the area, braving the chill to warm man a man's cockles and spread the love across the Empire. God save their Queens. Enjoy.
THE HEIRESS WITH THE FINE PAIRETH, TAMARA ECCLESTONE
THE TOWIE WHO WE LOVE LOOKING HO-EE, JESSICA WRIGHT