Stacy Keibler

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

UNCOVERED: Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pictures Epic (That Mean’s Super) Hot

Talk about a home run coming out of left field. Wait, that doesn't make sense. Nor does the sudden appearance of these classic, as in 2008, photos of Stacy Keibler and her sick hot body in lingerie which have appeared suddenly out of the mists of the sextastic beyond. Either way, prayer answered.

As always, with all things Stacy Keibler outrageously hot, we must utter our jealous disdain for George Clooney for 'gittin to tap 'dat'', and let an exasperated 'ooh' out of our own lust-filled lungs. She is so fine. Enjoy.

For the entire set of Stacy Keibler lingerie pictures, visit SocialiteLife.

READER FINDS: Eniko Mihalik Topless, Stacy Keibler Fine-Arsed, Hannah Simone Nip Slip on New Girl, and Much Much More…

 

Oh yes, our most favorite time of the week, our four-times monthly Christmas as we see it, the moment at which Kismet meets Karma meets a whole lot of hot celebrity skin thanks to the Magellan like circumnavigation of the nekkid celebrity world at the hands of our own Readers, digging deep and wide for some shots of the deep and wide to share with their millions of peers. I think I'm going to cry.

This week's Reader Finds includes the newly discovered talents of Eniko Mihalik on full display, equally luscious breaking big model Nina Agdal  topless, Elizabeth Gillies exceptionally hot, Brittney Palmer sexy re-creation of Showgirls poses, musically inclined Skylar Grey sideboob, TOWIE sister Billie Faiers topless swimming pool party, Hannah Simone slipping nip on New Girl, Stacy Keibler fine-arsed, Renee Olstead cleavetastic, and Saskia de Brauw model hot and flashing puppies. It's all so profoundly non-puritanical.

Stacy Keibler Goes Animal As She Takes Her Hot Body on Audition

Don't you know, it's not enough for Stacy Keibler to be the current bang-ee of The Clooney, she wants a job of her own. So the statuesque blonde got all dolled up, her long lean hot body in a leopard print, her script in head, and headed out for auditions.

Now, we have no idea whether or not Stacy Keibler has any thespianic skills whatsoever, but we're pretty certain that within five seconds on the casting couch, she's probably landing pretty much any job she tries out for. In fact, I have a job in mind for her right now. Yeah, I know, low hanging fruit. Enjoy.

Taylor Momsen (Yes, Taylor Momsen) Leads List of Dolled-Up Hotties at Marchesa Fashion Week Event

Well look who put on clothes for fashion week. Kind of a double edged sword here. As much as we love seeing barely legal Taylor Momsen wearing less and less these days, it was quite the 'prom' moment when she showed up to the Marchesa swank party at New York Fashion Week looking like a million or so dollars, like her mom put clothes out for her. We can dig it for one evening at least, because dressed up or undressed, she is one rebellious teenager we love to leer.

And the party barely stopped there. Joining Taylor on the party's red carpet were supreme hotties Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Jenna Dewan, Olivia Palermo, and Stacy Keibler. A full boatload of A-grade hotness, all pimped and primped and trying to outdo each other for this extreme style event. I easily could've polished my Crocs to attend this event (and, no, that's not a euphemism). Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley and Emma Stone Lead List of Hotties at National Board of Review Gala

Let the hottie-packed galas continue. 

Last night, the National Board of Review, which from my understanding is a Board that Reviews things on a National level, was reason for a whole bunch of Tinsel Town A-listers to formal party it up in New York and start the season of thespianic self-congratulations in regal style. More important to our cause, the event brought together a sextastic assemblage of Shailene Woodley, the young hottie from The Descendants, Emma Stone, Stacy Keibler, Keira Knightly, and Naomi Watts.

So, basically, the evening mimicked one of my more recurring sexy celebrity fantasies, only with designer gowns instead of sadistic leaning leather lingerie, but essentially similar. Enjoy. 

 

Stacy Keibler and Cindy Crawford Cabo Stroll Hottie Celeb Sandwich

Don't you hate when you get a new romantic interest and suddenly you have a whole bunch of new friends in your world not necessarily of your choosing? I mean, sure, some of them might be cool, but there's at least one chick who just hates you for no obvious reason, right from the get-go. Okay, so maybe she's pulled your rap sheet or credit history or something, but that's not really playing fair.

However, if you happen to be the statuesque sextastic Stacy Keibler, once you start banging George Clooney, you pick up Friend of George, veteran supermodel, Cindy Crawford, not a bad pull indeed. The two strolled the beach of Cabo this week, down South of the Border on a joint friends vacation, like the veteran and the up-and-comer super hotties just talking about whatever the heck it is super hot women talk about.

I'm sure some life advice was given, or maybe just tips on how to flash more asstastic in short shorts. I'd like to think it was the latter. Enjoy.