Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood Sweaty Sexy Boobtastic in Men’s Fitness (VIDEO)

Holy Sara Jean Faptastic!

Holy all things that are holy. How did Sara Jean Underwood just get even hotter????

Last month, we brought you the Sara Jean Underwood pictorial spread from Men's Fitness magazine, the magazine for all your hard body needs, and the double entendre on hard bodies definitely applies now in this smoking hot video of Sara Jean from the scene of her photoshoot.

Holy superheated cockles.

Sara Jean Underwood, in a barely there top covering her sweaty hot chest puppies in full bloom in her workout and boxing pleasure gear -- could this possibly be too much sextastic for one man too handle? I don't know, but you can ask me again after I regain consciouness. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga Guaranteed to Raise Your Plank

 

My doctor says I need to start taking my health seriously, and considering he only knows maybe a third of the bad shizz I do to myself on a daily basis (who tells their doctor the truth?) I figured adding a little exercise routine to kick off the work week made a great deal of sense. Of course, I'm not going to exert myself, that just seems so old-fashioned, living in the digital age of Egotastic! when we can get supremely hot celebrities to raise our heart rates for us. Win-win if you ask me.

This morning why not get straight into the yoga way courtesy of so desperately hot Sara Jean Underwood performing the Upward Plank yoga pose in her Playboy exercise video. Now, the thing about yoga is that every single pose sounds kind of boring, until you add "as demonstrated by Sara Jean Underwood nekkid' then it becomes a thing. A hot body exposing stretchy wonderful thing.

Can you feel the burn? Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Camel Pose Will Amaze As Nekkid Yoga Continues

 

Our poor mailman, Not So Speedy Delivery, has been inundated with sacks and sacks of letters from EgoReaders demanding more Sara Jean Underwood nekkid yoga poses from her Playboy venture. For some reason, there's been a sudden uptick in interest in yoga among men. It must be the cute little roll-up mats.

Well, today, feast your athletically inclined peepers upon the 'Camel Pose' as the minxy hot and entirely without clothing Sara Jean Underwood shows you that not all camels on Egotastic! require stretch pants to be awesome. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga Pose-Off: The Bridge vs. The Eagle in Epic Contortion Showdown (You Get to Vote!)

 

I honestly can't remember a time here on Egotastic! where we got flooded with more fan mail, and just one or two little boxes with ticking sounds inside, insisting, pleading, begging, and downright offers of bizarre anatomic acts in order to see more of the minx-mazing body hotness of Sara Jean Underwood and her nekkid yoga posing from Playboy.

And, since we're bowing to the unruly mob, why not turn this into a chance to first-ever test out our user voting polls to see if you can decide betwixt awesome and more awesome as Sara Jean Underwood presents both the nekkid Eagle pose and the nekkid Bridge post. It's yogatastic.

Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga Tidal Waves Rolls on With ‘Plow Pose’

 

I feel like Santa hitting the mailbox around Yuletide, and, no not just because my belly rolls when I laugh and I smell of mulled wine 24x7, but because of our overflowing mailbox with present-related requests, granted, the presents requested are more nekkid picture of Sara Jean Underwood from her amazing Playboy yoga series, and, let's also be real, all these letters are from the 'naughty boy' section.

But who are we to deny the spirit of giving with only eight months until Christmas, hence, feast your peepers upon the hot nekkid minx, Sara Jean Underwood, demonstrating the 'Shoulder Stand with Plow Pose'. I guarantee it'll have you feeling fertile. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.