Rihanna

Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.

Rihanna Goes Sheer Bra Top For Dinner Out; I Could Totally See the Two of Us At The Sizzler

Perhaps I'm a bit jealous because most of my recent dinner dates have still been wearing their prison jumpsuits when I take them out to whichever discount food chain is offering the best Early Bird dinner special on that particular late afternoon. But I sure would like a dinner companion with the body of Rihanna, and the good sense to show it off.

Hitting her favorite Italian restaurant in L.A. last night, the Bajan diva saw fit to slip into something a little more comfortable, and a little less covering, in a boobtastic flattering sheer bra top and a similarly 'hey, look, it's mostly see-through' skirt that left little to the imagination. Though, oddly, all I've been doing is imagining things since first seeing, so maybe I got that whole expression wrong.

Oh, Rihanna, you're anti-body-shyness campaign is working ever so well. Enjoy.

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Rihanna Gets Painted Body Animal Hot Behind the Scenes of Her Music Video

I think she's a crocodile, or gator, I never remember the difference really, and I've watched 1,745 hours of Animal Planet, so I should know. But, more importantly, Rihanna is sharing again on her Facebook account. She loves to share, which is one of the reasons we lust her, because sharing means caring, and faptastical times when sharing photos of yourself barely clad in some kind of animal barely there covering on the set of her music video production.

Now, for the most part, 99% of all music videos have sucked monkey nuggets since about 1988; they're just expensive surrealistic tributes to set design and camera effects that have little to do with story telling. But, they have gotten increasingly revealing, which is a good thing, and a very good thing when it involves the hot bodied Bajan and some kind of erotic swamp shoot. Enjoy.

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She Sunk My Hottieship! Rihanna Backless Dazzler at ‘Battleship’ Premiere in L.A.

She-dazzle! Rihanna dolls up for the red carpet big events as well as she dolls down for her half-nekkid bikini alone time along the beach, which to me spells 'hot woman' every which way possible.

The Bajan diva never too shy about flashing some, much, or all of her bare body, owned the big spotlight last night at the Battleship red carpet at the Nokia Live in L.A., an event we streamed live here on the site last night, for those of you who wanted to see the hotties strut the crimson carpet, none struttier than Rihanna in her backless and kind of side boob revealing gown in a site that could launch a thousand ships, and cause much fapitation on board once set sailed. She owned the night. Enjoy.

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Battleship Livesteam: Live from the Red Carpet (VIDEO)

Watch Rihanna Live!

Check out the live virtual premiere for the upcoming action blockbuster BATTLESHIP. Show hosts will be interviewing the stars of the film as they walk the red carpet, including Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, Rihanna, Alexander Skarsgard, and many many more.

Don't miss out on one of Hollywood's hottest nights!

Livestream broadcast begins at 6PM PST. Be here or be sunk!

Rihanna Wicked Short Shorts Hot in Terry Richardson Photoshoot

Okay, we've already established that Terry Richardson is perhaps the luckiest bastard in the entire world, short of the soccer players she-banging supermodels nightly, because he owns a camera and somehow has convinced a bunch of the hottest celebrities to get playful, bouncy, and even half-nekkid in his studio or just hotel room to snap hot photos. Last week was Kate Upton in her magical Cat Dance, this week, the luscious Bajan hard-bodied Rihanna who wears tiny shorts about as well as anybody on the hot-bodied horizon, and even in this black and white shoot has many of my parts feeling deeply blue.

In summary, Terry Richardson, ridiculously lucky, Rihanna, ridiculously hot. Us, just watching it all with a smile. Enjoy.