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Rihanna and Nicole Scherzinger Battle It Out For Hottest at BRIT Awards

Nope, still don't know what the BRIT awards are, I just know I love seeing all the sexy celebrities in attendance. Maybe the B in BRIT stands for boobtastic, or maybe I'm just staring in that direction, but there were a gaggle full of hotties celebrating these awards out and about in the Old Country looking all kinds of fine.

Rihanna and Nicole Scherzinger win out award for absolutely most delicious of the entire accolade-awarding festivities. There are a couple mushy medals I'd like to post on those two ladies chestal regions, if you know what I'm saying, and, by now, I suspect you do. Both singing dancing concert babes just looked outright amazing. If you're not thinking killer fantasy sandwich, you're not looking hard enough. Enjoy.

Rihanna Adjusts Her Dress Top To Avoid Making Us Very Happy at Stella McCartney Fashion Event

It's not often we get a chance to see Rihanna flashing her... wait, we get to see a blessedly good amount of Rihanna, the Bajan diva hottie, and we almost got another round of goodness at the Stella McCartney fashion week event over the weekend as the sultry singer sadly noticed he was seconds away from flashing her canned tomatoes to the paparazzi.

Alas, a wardrobe malfunction cut off before its time. Enjoy.

2012 Grammy Award Hottie Rodeo: Rihanna, Kate Beckinsale, Katy Cocktease, and Anne Vyalitsyna

I must admit, we got half way through our Grammy Hotties list last night, had a bit too much to drink, and when we woke up today, we were still kind of pleasantly surprised with our original list.

We picked Anne Vyalitsyna as our top hottie of the night, even though she has nothing to do with music short of she-banging the craptastic out of Maroon 5's Adam Levine, which is definitely a big something something for Adam. But we had to give it up for that slit dress of hers. Quite amazing.

We also felt pangs in our loins for Rihanna and Katy Cocktease, who we showed you earlier today canoodling and playing grabby hands. Rounding out our sextastic list were uber-hottie Kate BeckinsaleMalin Akerman, Fergie, and, okay, sue me, Billionaire Barbie who looked hot enough to donkey punch at last nights big music event. Just based upon the amount of skin showing, we're hoping there might be a trend here headed into the Oscars. Fingers and legs crossed. Enjoy.

Rihanna and Katy Cocktease Get Heated In the Grammy Audience

We'll have more complete coverage of the standout hotties at the 2012 Grammy Awards later today, but we'd be remiss, or amiss, or just miss out on our duty if we didn't share this amazing twin frisky visual delight of a super sextastic looking Rihanna in the audience getting clingy and cuddly with freshly single Katy Cocktease, who despite the Lazy Town hair-do, looked equally lust-inducing at the music award show last night.

To say that Rihanna and Katy Cocktease getting all handsy and cleavy could lead a man to threesome fantasies is quite the understatement, and, to be honest, after leering at these photos for one or several hours here now, I'm thinking a six-pack and some circus peanuts might just make for some decent refreshment while watching Rihanna, the overtly sexual diva, finally expose the newly single and teasy-crafted preacher's daughter with the heaving-good chest.

Oh, yes, you see, I have been thinking. Check out these shots and see if your mind doesn't start imagining the 70's-style porn fantasies as well. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley See-Through, Teresa Palmer Topless, Jessica Alba Publicly Pubic, and Much More…

 

There's truly no better feeling to be had in this world that doesn't involve physical contact short of that feeling realizing it's Friday. No, not just because our local liquor store throws in teriyaki jerky on Friday's with each bottle purchased (which equals a whole lotta jerky), although that is a huge part of our positive sentiment, but the end of the work week is when we open the mail bag to find the deliciously naughty treats submitted by our readers for our readers. If you could see me here, you'd know I squeal like a little girl child on Christmas morning when she spots a puppy under the tree every time we open our woolen Reader Finds mail bag.

This weeks Reader Finds includes some see-through photo peeps of veteran hot Elizabeth Hurley, some more highly definitioned topless movie views of Teresa Palmer, Jessica Alba flashing some wisps of the lady nest, Kelly Pickler in sexy bikini time, ridiculously hot model Randi Ingerman flashing her wares, Clemency Poesy in another topless movie role, Rihanna being mounted, Kelly Brook in classic sexy lingerie shoot, and Michelle Marsh just because she's so hot without clothes. It's a bushel of boobtastic delights.

Rihanna Braless See-Through Top Flashes the Bajan Boobtastic

 

Let me first say that this new trend of sexy celebrities going out on the the town in sheer tops without bras on, well, I personally find it highly highly disturbing. And, by disturbing, I mean, it's perhaps the greatest cultual phenomenon ever and I've had to double my private time in the lavatory as a result.

Following on the heels of Lindsay and Miley this past week, Rihanna hit the L.A. nightlife in nothing but a sheer white tank top, fully commando beneath, flashing her diva melons, for one terrific and altogether free oglers delight last night. Rihanna has one of the finest bodies in all of Hottieville, when she gets to putting it on fuller display, the temperatures beging to swelter  in places where thermometers simply don't belong. 

Can this new see-through commando top trend be contained? I sure as hell hope not. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner aint getting schooled. (HuffPo)

Gina Carano, new action hottie. (FoxNews)

Something about Adriana Lima and the superbowl. (GossipCenter)

Rihanna is getting even more ink. (Celebuzz)

Evan Rachel Wood gets to cheat with chicks? (GossipCop)

Selena Gomez talks shop. (Buzznet)

Lea Michele new Candie's photoshoot. (Idolator)