Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Sexy Fun Photo Time for Jack

Oh, how we lust Miranda Kerr. From head to toe and right back up again. The uber-MILF is back to full time modeling and appearance work and we couldn't be happier, because a day without Miranda is a sad day indeed (don't even get me started on an entire week without Miranda, because it inevitably finds me cowered like a frightened child weeping beneath my Ikea bed frame).

In her latest visual incantation, Miranda lights up the current edition of our very favorite named magazine, Jack, from The Boot, where they have been honoring hot women for thousands and thousands of years, first in stone, then in painting, now in photographs, which for the record is far more convenient because the Egotastic! sculpture display would require me yelling at each of you to wipe your shoes off before entering, and who needs that. Enjoy.

P.S. Check out Miranda Kerr this week in her latest David Jones fashion photoshoot, also quite stellar.

Miranda Kerr Almost Sideboobs Steal InStyle Awards Down Australia Way

What hotness titles doesn't Miranda Kerr steal with her genetically blessed, lust-inducing looks?

Including the InStyle Awards for something or other Down Under, where the Victoria's Secret model and top dawg MILF just looked all kinds of decked out amazing in whatever type of gown she was wearing that we imagined dropping to the ground to reveal our even more favorite parts of the Australian supermodel. Just plain goo-goo for Miranda. Enjoy.

Check out Miranda in her latest Reebok 'Satisfaction' BTS Video after the jump:

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Candids Put the Humina Humina in Bora Bora

Talk about your long-distance lenses, our boys down in French Polynesia got them, rendering even the most secluded and exclusive island resorts susceptible to our prying peepers. And, thank god for that. For even from many leagues away we were able to capture the glory that is Miranda Kerr in a bikini, a white bikini, the sign of virginal purity and all the things we'd like to do to change that status.

Yep, we couldn't get many shots, but on this Friday, we are so blessed to have some blessedly hot candids of the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr in her natural state of hotness. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Lingerie Pictures Rediscover Her Hotness Roots

From Victoria's Secret her hotness did bloom and in bras and panties her hotness shall always remain.

Uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr is back in a May edition of Victoria's Secret online catalog doing what she does best, just looking every which way but delicious while using her fine body and looks to pimp the shizz out of silk and satin fineries. It's nothing new, but it's always something awesome to view and my kneejerk reaction to calling my sales rep 'Trudy' in Ohio to order more ladies' undergarments has just kicked in. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr With a Little Late Friday Lingerie Lust-Inducement

What better way to exit into the weekend than with a little bit of love, and a whole lot of lust, courtesy of the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr and a little bit of lingerie.

Now, you know, Miranda Kerr anything drives us funky mad insane with passion, but this latest mini-shoot for Victoria's Secret bras and panties, well I think we're going to need to re-Scotch Guard the carpets here. She's just such an amazing looking woman and in little bits of silk with her new MILFtastic boobtastic, it's just 100% sugar. 

Have a great weekend from your friends at Egotastic!

Miranda Kerr Shiny and Stretchy and All Kinds of Awesome for Reebok

We often make somewhat derogatory references to how easily and repeatedly sextastic celebrities pimp themselves out for product promotions, most especially when it's craptastic bits of trinkets and wares the world would spin just fine without, but there are times when these pimpstress moments do result in some epic views of our lady friends that were it not for pricey paychecks, let's face it, we'd never ever see.

Case in point, this stunning bit of black and shiny workout gear clinging like a frightened monkey baby to the ridiculously hot body of our belusted Miranda Kerr in the uber-sextastic MILF's promotion for Reebok. It's just, well, it's just an incredible piece of hotness art for which a museum or exhibition hall should be constructed to highlight its Mecca like draw. 

Oh, dat arse! I want to eat my meals off of it for the remainder of my days. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Dons the Stretchy Things For Reebok; We Get Super Sweaty

Oh, my, talk about needing a stretch ourselves. The uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr was in Munich yesterday extraordinarily pimping the shizz out of some new Reebok sports line for the fairer sex and just flashing every little skintight shorts and tight top covered inch of her MILFtastic form. It was almost enough to make me throw out my Chuck Taylors and switch brands (but, no).

Miranda Kerr could sell water to a drowning man, I know, because I feel like I'm drowning in her sextastic and she can take whatever she likes from me. All I ask in return is to watch her do a couple deep knee bends. Enjoy.