Egotastic
I think it's been several hours since I thought of Miranda Kerr and I'm already feeling anxious about it. It's the nagging feeling that you're forgetting something, in this case, my continuous and ceaseless lust for all things Miranda.
I do realize that ever since Miranda entered MILFhood these type of obsessive feelings only became more, well, obsessive. And my shrink, the honorable Dr. Kyrie Phang, says that I need to find interests that will take me away from my obsessions. But, then, he's never had it this bad for uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr. So, simple prescription, difficult to execute.
In her new Spring pictorial for Victoria's Secret, the supremely good-looking Aussie shows once more why she routinely ranks among the world's hottest hotties, with some covered topless shots, a few bikinis, and even just ridiculously hot in normal, way-too-much clothes. I'm sorry, Dr. Phang. It's not that I can't stop thinking about Miranda Kerr, it's that I dont' want to stop. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr Bikini Candids Makes Us Damn Jealous of a Nanny
Yep, that's Miranda Kerr in a green bikini relaxing Down Under, and, yep, that's her all-too hot-bikini bodied nanny adjusting Miranda's bikini bottom for her.
Are we really so shameful as to be jealous of a nanny merely because she gets to wiggle her fingers in between Miranda Kerr's bikini bottom and her bare butt cheeks? Hell yeah we are. Those should've been our digits de-wedgifying the taut rump of one of the hottest women on the planet. I mean, we did apply for the nanny job not twice but thrice, and probably would've got it too were it not for certain Internet background check 'irregularities'.
Nevertheless, once we get past our petty jealousy, we get to behold these long-distance, but wonderfully captured shots of our be-lusted Miranda Kerr, poolside, in her bikini, flashing the MILF-madness body that forces us to imagine giving her a brief, but sharp spanking, for being ever so teasy (okay, so maybe I'm not really properly psychologically fit to be a nanny after all). Enjoy.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE WERE JEALOUS OF MIRANDA'S BIKINI ADJUSTOR