Maria Menounos

Bar Refaeli Leggy in a Hotel Bed and Coco See-Through Nipple Rings Lead Our List of Favorite Twitpics of the Week

 

This weeks rodeo of the self-published celebrity pics include some fresh blood, as in the case of the leggy Bar Refaeli, and some Twitpicking fiends, such as Coco, who gets-see-through topless once more, not to mention sexy cleavy pics from Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus, and Maria Menounos and Kelly Brook just looking sexy as ever.

Now, if we could just rid our world of this Instagram phenomenon that takes a perfectly hot photo and makes it just a little less hot. But that's for another day. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures Are Extra Hot

What's better than when one of the sexiest women on the planet makes a bet that if her beloved Patriots don't win the Super Bowl, she'll wear a 'Giants' bikini in Times Square? Well, her losing that bet.

I hope that disheartened Patriots fans will take heart in the solace to their loss yesterday in Super Bowl  XLVI with these ridiculously hot photos of Maria Menounos, doing her Extra hostess responsibilities, while clad in nothing but a little bikini. Now, we've seen this uber-sextastic Grecian hottie in a bikini before, but not with the Manhattan landscape before. Or the sparkles. It all comes together quite nicely in a dish we like to call, 'Dayum!'. Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Maria Menounous Headline the Weekend’s Hotter Football Game

The DirecTV Beach Bowl has become an annul Super Bowl weekend tradition now, and any tradition that involves gathering up a half-dozen or so super sporty hotties to play flag football in the sand, well, call me a traditionalist because it's one of my favorite times of the entire Super Bowl weekend.

This lists cast of sextastic players included the bouncy flouncy Kate Upton, uber-Grecian hottie Maria Menounos, vastly underappreciated brunette deliciosa, Nina Dobrev, and out hottie Eurasian model friend, Chrissy Teigen, forming a scrum very close to the see-ball, fondle-ball sporting games of my nightly fantasies. Hot chicks playing sports, there may never be a more passion-inducing combination. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley Gets Sexy with Hollywood Hotties and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Selena Gomez shows cleavage on the cover of Cosmo. (HuffPo)

Ashley Greene gets Lucky. (FoxNews)

Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)

Shailene Woodley, Felicity Jones, Jennifer Lawrence and more Hollywood hotties. (GossipCenter)

Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)

Kim Kardashian tweets cleavage. (CelebSlam)

Not exactly a lateral move, Elisabetta Canalis. (TheSuperficial)

Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos; It’s Like Heaven Made a Hottie Sandwich and Went Looking For Some Meat

Nothing to look at here, just Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos hanging out on a balcony making me wish I had climbing skills that hadn't peaked at age six. I'd scale that trellis like a cat chasing a mouse, because a pussy on a mission is one trellis climbing beast.

The only question is which way to turn upon landing; deciding between Kate and Maria is a dilemma of monumental proportions. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice, Erin Wasson, and Miranda Kerr Standouts at InStyle Golden Globes After Party

The after parties are where it all happens. Where the sexy celebrities with acting chops who get to attend the awards get to meet the sexy celebrities who don't have so much of the talking and speaking and emoting talent and we pretend they're all equals, because in the eyes of Egotastic!, if they're hot, they truly are.

In addition to the Golden Globe Awards hotness of Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, and Maria Menounos, the Instyle party featured noteworthy ogling opportunity contributions from always hot Miranda Kerr in a push-up top, Victoria Justice who makes our mouth water with the devil's drool, Erin Wasson, a fashion model and dress designer who designed herself one wicked hot outfit, Kaley Cuoco, bubbly princess hottie, and Billionaire Barbie (yeah, I know, we almost included Nicky Hilton too, but her net negative personality sucked the thrill out of us like a wet sponge). 

And, while the Instyle Party was the place to be in L.A. last night, I'd like to give a shoutout to my poda-masseuse, Gagne Soo, who showed up at my Golden Globes viewing party with three BBWs who plowed through my crudités platter in less than seven minutes. It was like watching a NatGeo sweeps week 'Attack of the...' program. Enjoy.

Is Renee Bargh Hotter than Maria Menounos? (Perish the Thought!)

Once a year, The Man calls me into his office and says, 'Hey, dumbass, why do you think you deserve a raise this year?' Of course, I always respond with the fact that the minimum wage laws have changed once again and he's legally obligated to bump my paycheck from embarrassing to just humiliating. But this past year, there was no such change in the law so I was stuck to come up with something on my own accord, some really big reason why I'd be earning my handful of shekels increase in the fruits of my labor. So this year I said, 'Because I ask the tough questions.'

There's no shying from controversy here. Somebody has to go out on that limb to snatch that frightened pussy. Something like that. So, today, I ask, is it possible that new weekend Extra correspondent, Down Under hottie Renee Bargh is hotter than Maria Menounos. I know, I know, there's a pitchfork mob gathering at the base our penthouse offices as we speak. But somebody has to push the envelope, whatever that means.