Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy, J-Woww, and Carmen Electra Pimp the Shizz Out of Vegas Over the Super Bowl Weekend

February 6, 2012 @ 11:35 am
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party
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The two veteran boobtasc princess veterans Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra, joined relative newcomer to the Sin City pimping for cash tour this weekend with J-Woww throwing her cleavage into the promotional bucket, forming a trio of sextastic that lured many a man into doing things particularly unkind to his wallet.

Three girls, six flesh puppies, and free cocktails. It's a great recipe for creating some memories that ought to stay in Vegas. Enjoy.

JENNY MCARTHY KNOWS HOW TO GET ATTENTION ON A RED CARPET
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AND CARMEN ELECTRA STILL HAS HER MOMENTS, INCLUDING SYBIAN RIDES
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BUTT J-WOWW CLEAVAGE IS SIMPLY TOUGH TO BEAT ON SIZE ALONE
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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures Shows A Shower Hanging Onto the Show

September 9, 2011 @ 10:12 am
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
Jenny McCarthy in a Bikini in Malibu
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Eighteen years now after her debut pictorial which put her star directly on the map of Hottieville Central Station, Jenny McCarthy continues to strike the MILF bikini pose on the beaches of Malibu, daring to bare copious amounts of McCarthy skin in a little blue number. Granted, there may be some shapes shifting, and some silicon moving, but there's no doubt I'm still cranking my head in an awkwardly painful manner when this sexy celebrity passes by on the beach. Enjoy.

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Sweater Puppies

August 1, 2011 @ 1:00 pm

Miley Cyrus tweets some excellent cleavage. (DrunkenStepfather)

Vanessa Hudgens is a sexy hippie. (Celebuzz)

Kim Kardashian Goes to Booty Boot Camp. (HuffPo)

Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff double swimsuit awesomeness. (GossipCenter)

Jenny McCarthy sister playing lingerie basketball. (TMZ)

Mario sits down with his agent. (CollegeHumor)

Jennifer Love Hewitt unleashes über cleavage. (Popoholic)

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Jenny McCarthy Brings Two Jugs of Irish Love Out to Play

 
March 17, 2011 @ 10:49 am
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Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.

You don't need to hear Cousin Jonathan lamenting for his hometown to know that Chicago represents big time for St. Patrick's Day. Not sure if they're still turning the river green, or if that's been determined to be causing penguins in Antarctica to drop dead from emotional stress, but I tell you this, one of the very best Irish products to come up from the Southside is blonde hottie Jenny McCarthy. For all we, at times, rip on the bemusing muse of wayward mother hens these days, there was a time when Jenny McCarthy and wankability were terms found often in the same sentence. And, that time was specifically her association with Playboy, the height of her Irish sextastic. Oh, how I read those articles back and forth, front to back, side to side, and all ways til Sunday. Enjoy.

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Jenny McCarthy (Covered) Nipple Slips for Bikini Season Fun Times

March 14, 2011 @ 7:46 am
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I'm not sure how old Jenny McCarthy is, but I know her frontal lobes are just a couple years young, if that, and, well, when you get a new set of knockers, sometimes, you have to get used to certain adjustments. Jenny is still learning, which is why her boob may have fallen out of her bikini top on Miami Beach, and, why, she smartly wore a top to cover her learning curves (much to our chagrin). Despite the fact she may single-handedly be responsible for the return of eleven different types of serious infectious diseases to the lower forty-eight, there's no denying Jenny McCarthy still has one sweet bikini body. Trade-offs must be made. Enjoy.

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Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Pictures Settle the Crazy Debate

August 16, 2010 @ 7:12 am
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Okay, so maybe Jenny McCarthy has become the spokesperson for letting kids go without pestilence and famine saving vaccines; but the way I look at it, if you turn to big-boobed blonde celebrities for how to treat your sick kid, well, the human herd has to be culled somehow. On the other hand, if you're Egotastic!, you turn to big-boobed blonde celebrities for, well, big boobs. And this weekend at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, the objectively MILFtastic Jenny McCarthy brought the big guns out to play as she flashed one of the most amazing mommy bodies this side of Kate Beckinsale for paparazzi and oglers. Again, reminder, Jenny McCarthy, not a doctor. Jenny McCarthy, definitely sexy big boobed blonde celebrity. Enjoy.

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures Should Be More Entertaining

January 6, 2009 @ 11:35 am
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Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are probably some of the funniest people in Hollywood (or at least they used to be), so why are these Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures so boring? I'm not saying saying Jenny isn't hot, but come on, can't you give us something better than a walk along the beach? Hell, I'd even settle for a funny face from Jim Carrey at this point.

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