JWoww busts out of her shirt. (Celebuzz)
Jada Pinkett Smith in a swimsuit. (HuffPo)
I'd give Cheryl Cole a job. (FoxNews)
Carrie Underwood looks freaking amazing. (GossipCenter)
Emma Watson can't get a dude. (PopEater)
Heather Graham still has a little Rollergirl in her. (DrunkenStepfather)
Worst negotiator ever. (CollegeHumor)
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Egotastic
Me and Mrs. Smith Are About to Have a Thing Going On
You know I waste little time in these matters of the loins.
With our friends at TMZ reporting that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have separated, I make my move. Pounce! Like a crazed leopard in heat, my spots but a blur before Mrs. Smith knows what hit her. Shock and awe. It's my only hope.