Emma Glover

Emma Glover Brings Her Loaded Fanny Pack to Bear

April 20, 2012 @ 12:12 pm
Thank God It's Fun-Cans?
 Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
Emma Glover Covered Nude Backpack Photoshoot for Loaded
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Nicole Neal Topless in Loaded
Nicole Neal Topless in May's Loaded Magazine
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It's been a weirdly bi-coastal week this past five days for Egotastic!, so we thought we'd shake up our Thank God It's Funbags by celebrating the lower delicious mounds on one of our hotter lady friends, the Britty boobtastic Emma Glover, who somehow makes wearing a backpack over both shoulders incredibly cool again. Or, make that, incredibly hot.

This tremendous pictorial from our friends at Loaded magazine make me want to head out into the wilderness with just my backpack and my survivor skills. Which means I have about four hours left to live. Enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Meets Rosie Jones and Emma Glover in Classic Naughty Dirty Boobtastic Food Fight

March 23, 2012 @ 11:42 am
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore Have a Food Fight for Victory Poker
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What if I told you there was a time that gorgeous little geeky minx, Sara Jean Underwood flew across the pond for sexy food-fight photos with some of our very favorite Britty glamour models, such as Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, and Victoria Moore? Would you call me crazy? Well, technically, I am about as grounded as the dude who made the Kony 2012 film, but I tell you this, this did happen. 

Unlimited thanks to EgoFan 'Brian J.' for a last minute addition to our collection of the barely clothed magnificence with this classic reposing of a Victory Poker promotional photoshoot from a couple years ago featuring our be-lusted Sara Jean Underwood getting all kinds of boobtastic and dirty food naughty with her English counterparts. It's 

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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics, Kari Byron Busty, Ashley Tisdale Sexy Showoff, and Many More…

March 22, 2012 @ 10:14 am
Ariana Grande Archie Lounge Twitpic
Arianny Celeste Black Bikini Top Twitpic
Ashley Benson Twitpic from Set of Spring Breakers
Ashley Benson Twitpic from Set of Spring Breakers
Ashley Tisdale Photoshoot Twitpics
Ashley Tisdale Photoshoot Twitpics
Carol Vorderman Asstastic Twitpic
Danielle Monet Strawberry Twitpic
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These girls just can't get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can't get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It's ever so perfect.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Emma Glover Topless and Wicked Wicked Hot

 
March 21, 2012 @ 11:22 am
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Oh, glory days. Let's turn the midweek mopefest into a Humpday Huzzah! with the addition of one of my very most favorite glamour models, Emma Glover, in this gloriously mammarial pictorial of Emma by the shore in a black bikini that does not stay on for long.

Thanks to EgoFan 'Desmond' for deciding for us that Emma was a must have salve and balm for the work-week-weary manfolk and open-minded womenfolk who frequent Egotastic! from their places of slavery and toil. If Emma's lady humps don't perk you right up, then you're simply not leering hard enough. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones, Elle Basey, Emma Frain, and Emma Glover Bare Their Bodies for Boudouir Bawdiness

 
March 2, 2012 @ 11:49 am
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When our friends at Nuts mentioned they had a Babes in Bed photoshoot concept we were hooked, even before we knew those babes would be the level 11 hotness likes of Rosie Jones, Elle Basey, Emma Frain, and Emma Glover. Just a foursome of young Hall of Fame funbaggery. A veritable melon stand of fruity global goodness. A pound full of flesh puppies. And a spectacle of chesticles. Really, simple downright awesomeness.

There is absolutely zero chance I ever lose this mental image of Rosie, Elle, Emma, and Emma laying bare-buttockal like across the bed. This visual tattoo can not be laser removal'ed. Enjoy.

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Outtakes! Emma Glover and Leah Francis Provide the Topless Tuesday Treats

 
February 21, 2012 @ 11:52 am
Topless Tuesdays!
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If you knew how badly some days we just need to see some super fine funbags, we... wait, you do already know. 

And how we love outtakes from our friends at Nuts, in this case, the delightful pairing of the twin flesh pears of Emma Glover and Leah Francis who always seem to be having a topless giggly party taken directly from my deepest imagination. It's ever so perfect, like a slice of heaven, wrapped in pillows, tucked inside a warm velvet blanket kind of perfect. Enjoy.

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Happy Valentine’s From Egotastic! (And Rosie Jones and Emma Glover and Friends)

 
February 14, 2012 @ 1:38 pm
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It's the big day. If you haven't made appropriate plans yet, you're entirely screwed (or quite the opposite). In fact, our friends at AshleyMadison report that the biggest day of the year for signups for women seeking to cheat on their significant others -- the day after Valentine's Day. Be afraid, be very afraid.

With so much pressure comes the need for blessed relief. So we here at Egotastic! want to help in any way we can. And thanks to a Valentine's special edition from our friends across the pond at Nuts, we have Rosie Jones and Kaylee Carver pimped out in nothing but red ribbons for the special heartfelt day. At the end of the days, roses just aren't going to do the trick, you need the full bloom. Enjoy.

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