Charlize Theron

Miranda Kerr and Charlize Theron Lead Pack of Hotties at W Magazine Party at Chateau Marmont

Toss these ingredients into a libido salad in your mind: Miranda Kerr, Charlize Theron, Emma Roberts, Emmy Awesome, and Jessica Biel. Now, add some dressing (no, not that kind of... nevermind). 

This weekend was undoubtedly the best weekend for A-list celebrity hotness in a long long time. Downright epic proportions thanks to the Golden Globe Awards which just keeps getting bigger and bigger each year, along with the swank parties, like that put on by W magazine this weekend at Chateau Marmont that caused the assembly of so much sextastic dress-up time.

This entire Award weekend recap day has almost knocked us unconscious here with women so stunning, we're even forgetting for the moment that they're wearing too much clothing. Enjoy.

Charlize Theron is Hot in Green and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Rihanna hits a Lakers game. (HuffPo)

Don't eff with Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)

The bun is out of the Beyonce oven. (GossipCenter)

Charlize Theron, queen of the desert. (Celebuzz)

Kirsten Dunst has a swimfan. (TMZ)

Maria Menounos, damn. (Popoholic)

College girls in the football spirit. (TheChive

Charlize Theron Crunches Hard for Her Hard Body and Sexy Legs

Lest you think the amazing all over Charlize Theron body, with sweet hot legs on display at the Palm Springs International Film Festival this weekend, comes about from following the Egotastic! couch-to-frigde-back-to-couch workout routine. Nope. Wrong. Charlize hits Crunch gym in West Hollywood for 2-hour workouts of weights and yoga and mostly just being eyed greedily by gentleman oglers as she stretches and sweats in her stretch pants and tank tops.

Now, I'm not the first guy to ever get the evil eye at the gym for staring too hard at a lovely shvitzy hard bodied female, especially evil once they discover I'm not really an employee of the gym authorized to pick up towels on the ladies locker room, but I tell you this, I'd suffer the slings and arrows of such menacing female facial glares for a few seconds of peeping Charlize Theron in the down dog position. Woof.

Charlize Theron is Freaking Hot and Other Things to Ogle

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- Charlize Theron premieres her new movie. (GossipCenter)

- Sandra Bullock is extremely hot and incredibly cleavy. (HuffPo)

- Britney Spears, what are you doing? (FoxNews)

- Edita Vilkeviciute in a wet top. (DrunkenStepfather)

- Hope Dworaczyk thinks the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures sucked. (TMZ)

- Ashley Tisdale is ready to mingle. (Popoholic)

- Olivia Wilde is back in black. (Celebuzz)

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Charlize Theron She-Dazzles the Big Apple While Pimping Out ‘Young Adult’

Charlize Theron has come out of her hiding place for super public appearance hotness in promotion of her film, Young Adult, which opens today (and we will be seeing). Last night, the sexy Sudafricana strolled the streets of New York City both outside of The David Letterman Show, and also hitting the red carpet for the film premiere, and... dayum, just dayum, did she looks might fine.

Someday, perhaps in poetic format, maybe one of those airplane flown banners, or just with the slow letting of my blood on her doorstep as police arrive, I'm going to be able to express to Charlize just want she means to me. For now, we'll settle on some old-fashioned ogling. Enjoy.

 

Charlize Theron Plunges Necklines and Eyeballs Follow at the Gotham Independent Film Awards

We absolutely never see enough of Charlize Theron, the statuesque blonde bombshell who at age 36 shows zero signs of slowing down of jumping off the hotness wagon, though, sadly, has retreated somewhat from the public eye. But the super sextastic actress and model made a nice comeback splash at last night's Gotham Indie Film Awards with a chestal-region show courtesy of one of our new favorite fashion looks for hot women that stunned the crowd and the red carpet paparazzi and made even the experienced oglers among us shed an internal tear of happiness.

We have to blame some kind of boob-tape for preventing full out and delicious wardrobe malfunctions, but, there was still plenty of skin to turn the Theron fantasy engines back to full throttle. Enjoy.