There's no reason to hide it; I think Anna Farris is funny hot. And when you throw in the bouncy flouncy cleavage she was flashing at last night's premiere of the undoubtedly craptastic chick flick, What's Your Number, well, I'm prepared to go head over heels for the comedic actress. Anna, I can't bring myself to watch your movie, but can we still a drink from my garage mini-fridge? I have Baileys minis courtesy of some unobservant flight attendants on Southwest Airlines. Enjoy.
The crowd of Anna Farris lust crushers is pretty large. Like a flash mob of dudes who like funny chicks who are also hot. Outside of her movie roles, it's ever so hard to get sexy looks of this woman I happy to find very passion-inducing. So bless KA magazine for this brief, but sextastic spread of the blonde bunny looking all kinds of sophisticated hot. Welcome back to Hottieville, Anna Farris, please don't go away ever again. Enjoy.
Asstastic Kate Moss photoshoot. (FoxNews)
Jessica Alba birthday bikini shots. (Celebuzz)
Anna Faris, Kristen Wiig cat fight. (HuffPo)
Brandi Glanville wreaking havoc. (TMZ)
Pippa Middleton, hot sister of Kate Middleton. (PopEater)
Sideboob vs. Underboob: The Epic Battle. (TheChive)
Kim Kardashian curvy day out. (TheSuperficial)
Elsa Pataky is really, really good looking. (Celebuzz)
Anna Faris sleeps around in her new movie. (HuffPo)
Kendra Wilkinson whips out her stripper moves. (PopEater)
Chicks in bikinis. (FoxNews)
Kate Middleton royally hot body. (TheFabLife)
American television given the Brit treatment. (CollegeHumor)
Emma Stone, blonde and chesty. (Popoholic)
There are few places on this blue planet where I'm considered a VIP. But Target is surely one of them, thanks to my intense and loyal shopping habits. I once bought 30 pairs of socks for $50. I don't even wear socks, but my collection of puppets from said purchase has made the cover of many arts and crafts magazines. So, I was kind of surprised when I was not invited to the Target VIP event to pimp something or other discount merchandise related. Especially when I saw the array of celebrity hotties that the box store had lined up to co-pimp, not the least of which were the secret lust of my life, Rachel Bilson, looking fine in her Target frock, and Anna Farris, funny, sexy, cleavy, and looking all kinds of 'wish she were my girlfriend (I mean, if I didn't already have a girlfriend who reads this site and is a black-belt in some punishing form of mystical Eastern arts). Lucky for Target, I don't take things personally; I'll be back there this afternoon buying 10,000 rubber bands for $6. I love a bargain almost as much as I love sexy celebrities. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Splash News
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MSM Weekly 60-Seconds of Skintastic Includes Anna Faris Buttside, Walking Tall Bare Tops, and Stefania Casini Ski-Poling (VIDEO)
Okay, let's be honest, this is prom season, a time when you're either about to, or not so fondly recalling, wasting a few hundred of your very hard earned dollars on the hopes of possible just seeing the hint of your date's bare flesh puppy. Well, that's a sucker bet, when for a few bucks and your DVD or Blu-Ray player, you can see tons o' celebrity hot ta's with a wonderful roadmap provided by our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Anna Faris bare delicious bottom in The House Bunny, a couple of 70's topless mamas from the classic Walking Tall movie series, and Italian actress Stefania Casini in a scene from the movie 1900 that I didn't even know existed (** warning, it contains DeNiro and Depardieu bare johnsons). Enjoy.