It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.
Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall, or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.
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Alice Eve and Kirsten Dunst Lead Hottie Pack at MOCA Gala
A night at the museum turned rather worth adventuring over the weekend as important people doing important things did so at a museum where important works of art stand for something important. And, most important of all, the likes of Alice Eve, Kirsten Dunst, Rosanna Arquette (yeah, I know, but just look), and Rose McGowan lent their hot bodied celebrity power to this fundraiser of some sort of kind. Personally, I chose not to write a check, but just wait to be thrown out by security while trying to tip the lovely ladies in the manner of a gentleman's club. I do believe in more direct forms of appreciation. Enjoy.