Alice Eve

MSM Weekly Skin-Covered Forecast Includes Alice Eve Topless and a Bevy of 70′s Cult Classic Hottes (VIDEO)

 

With but one week to go until very early Summer Movie season kicks off with The Avengers, our friends at Mr. Skin have put some effort to travel in their way back to the 70's time machine to dig up some newly released cult drive-in skin flick classics that form the solid underbelly of any true cinephiles sex education.

This week's flesh-filled cinema fantasies include Alice Eve topless in Crossing Over, and whole bunch of topless wonderments courtesy of such campy classic flicks as Candy Stripe Nurses and Killer Nuns. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian, Alice Eve, Minka Kelly Among Hotties Pimping Valentino at Store Opening

I'm quite certain that my invitation to the fancy Valentino event last night in Beverly Hills got lost in the mail. Surely, I'm on the mailing list for all high end fashiony events. Or perhaps somebody has leaked out the secret that I do most of my shopping at Target, on the sale racks, with my Amazon local discounts printed out on recycled paper. Hey, you can't get six pairs of gym socks for $9 with the Valentino label sewn in.

Regardless, a number of Hollywood hotties did receive the invitation to pimp out the high-end brand last night, including Kim Kardashian, who we begrudgingly must admit dolls up extremely nice, Spanx and all, Alice Eve who was all kinds of see-throughish, Ciara, who has one of the more underrated best bodies in Tinsel Town, Minka Kelly, who can't seem to act, but can seem to be super hot, and Aussie sextastic, Teresa Palmer, the hot blonde from, well, a ton of movies, who played that role as well at last night's event. Enjoy.

Alice Eve and Kirsten Dunst Lead Hottie Pack at MOCA Gala

A night at the museum turned rather worth adventuring over the weekend as important people doing important things did so at a museum where important works of art stand for something important. And, most important of all, the likes of Alice Eve, Kirsten Dunst, Rosanna Arquette (yeah, I know, but just look), and Rose McGowan lent their hot bodied celebrity power to this fundraiser of some sort of kind. Personally, I chose not to write a check, but just wait to be thrown out by security while trying to tip the lovely ladies in the manner of a gentleman's club. I do believe in more direct forms of appreciation. Enjoy.

Comic-Con 2011 Roundup: Ashley Greene, Kate Beckinsale, Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties At the Running of the Nerds

It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.

Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall,  or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Alice Eve Nippletastic, Roxanne Pallett Borrows from Megan Fox, and Erin Heatherton A Hebrew School Hottie?

 

Thanks for Egotastic! superfan 'Johnny S.' for pointing us in the direction of this amazing wet and nipple-licious clip of Alice Eve from Sex and the City 2, which, admittedly, I missed, because, well, because it's Sex and the City 2, and my jewel sack kicked itself in the sack at the mere idea of attending this film.

Alice Eve See-Through Top Makes Me Giggle With Boobtastic Joy (BONUS VIDEO)

 

There's nothing particularly funny about hot sexy boobs. But there is something particularly amazing about hot sexy boobs. Even more so when you find them somewhat unexpectedly, like on the red carpet of the British Comedy Awards. Not typically your hot spot for the fantastic fun bags, but smoking hot Alice Eve would have none of that, flashing her amazing set of bodacious Vitamin D milkers beneath a see-through dress that literally caused flash bulbs to burst along photo row. Now, that's entertainment. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

If you happen to be a fan of Alice Eve boobs, I mean, if you happen to be, here's a great clip for an A.E. boob primer, from Crossing Over:

Alice Eve Nude Pictures are Out of Your League

 

This week's big movie is She's Out of Your League, and everybody's talking about the film's star, Alice Eve. Okay, I don't know if that's actually true, but after seeing her in a bunch of interviews, I definitely want to talk about her. In particular, I want to talk about these Alice Eve nude pictures from the movie Crossing Over, with Ray Liotta. Not only is she ridiculously hot, but she's also good at doing accents. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but at the very least, you can bet she's most definitely out of your league. Thankfully, we still get to see Alice Eve naked, which would otherwise never be possible.