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Amber Heard Flashes Cleave; Minka Kelly Remains Super Hot, at Art of Elysium Gala

We'd be remiss if we didn't share photos of our favorite Sapphic hottie, Amber Heard, who brought some pushed-up cleavage to bear at the Art of Elysium annual fundraiser gala this past weekend, a new January tradition that brings together some serious celebrity hotties including on-again Jeter girlfriend, Minka Kelly, the MILFtastic Ali Larter,  our boobtastic favorite Eva Amurri, Odette Yustman, and Abigail Spencer, all decked out, flaunted out, and on parade for a wonderful cause, that being to be ogled by the leering set like ourselves. All that hotness and an open bar. Enough said. Enjoy.

 

Well, Hello, Ali Larter Low Cut Top

It's been kind of hit or miss with Ali Larter since she entered the world of MILFhood, mostly with us missing seeing her so hot we'd really want to hit that, as it were. But, today was one of the more glorious days. Ali Larter took to the Farmer's Market in the unseasonably warm climates around Los Angeles in a low cut tank top that gave fellow shoppers a decent chance to see some serious cleave on the hot Heroes actress, causing more than one veggie buyer to check their cucumber for ripeness. Yeah, I know.

It's most definitely time for Ali Larter to go embrace her full hotness once more. Don't go Jennifer Garner and hide behind the mom jeans, Ali. Go Miranda Kerr. You can be the mom, push the pram, and still have time to share your wondrous delights. Enjoy.

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Angela Simmons Puts the Full-C-Cup in DMC. (Celebuzz)

Fergie knows hot to strut her fine bodily form. (Idolator)

Ali Larter makes you want to grab mama's butt and give 'er a squeeze. (Popoholic)

Remember when Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con? (TheSuperficial)

Muscle bound hotties -- still sexy or just scary? (TheChive)

Selena Gomez leads list for GC's hottest celeb bikinis of the year. (GossipCenter)

Remember when J-Woww tongue-kissed another girl? (SocialiteLife)

Ali Larter And Her See-Through Sweater Keep Us Warm in the Winter

While we have a number of virtual girlfriends these days, none may be higher on our list than the post-MILF demurely hot Ali Larter, who I know many of your are voting for this year's hottest new mom. Ali Larter gave us an initial burst of her new mom boobtastic freshly after progeny recovery, but she's gone back into hiding just a bit as no doubt the Mommy and Me chattering ladies peer pressure has forced her bodily assets into something of a more reserved status. Nevertheless, we'll take days like today with leather pants and a see-through to her bra pink sweater that gives us a little taste of the full Larter pantry. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Claudia Schiffer Bikini, Selena Gomez Self-Pic, Ali Larter Topless, Jacinta Rokich Nekkid, Imogen Thomas Upskirt, And Much More

 

We've reached the end of the week, we made it, we survived, and my personal treat, other than paying my overdue rent money so I can get back into my castle, is to sift through the steaming pile of awesome you readers leave us each and every week like a deuce made of gold. It's always random, and always much appreciated.

This weeks Reader Finds includes Claudia Schiffer hot enough to make you wonder why her husband knocked up January Jones behind her back, Ali Larter topless, we think, Jacinta Rokich who we just met this past week, but now nekkid, the ever bouncy fun Imogen Thomas flashing her panties, Molly Ephraim, a true newcomer to these parts, Olivia Wilde looking sassy and asstastic, Selena Gomez never ever disappointing, in fact, she's in here twice, and Shannan Click, model extraordinaire, flashing some serious skin.

Ali Larter and Alessandra Ambrosio Bring Legs and Licks to the Pumpkin Patch

Now, that's a pumpkin patch I'd like to burrow into. Finally, some of the A-list hotties started showing up at the West Hollywood pumpkin farm to bring some visual delights to the otherwise entirely too orange of an affair. Ali Larter and Alessandra Ambrosio made separate but equally Sunday sexy trips to Mr. Bones to pick out some seasonal gourds for the offspring, and just make lots of the older boys in the park a bit curious about their new found feelings. It's okay, boys, it's natural to feel the special tingle around sextastic celebs like Ali Larter in daisy dukes or Alessandra Ambrosio licking the dripping edges of her ice cream cone. This just means you're normal and in a few years, ready for Egotastic! Enjoy.

Ali Larter and Eva Mendes Battle It Out For Cleavage Queen of the Indian Summer

When two sexy celebrities go toe-to-toe, err, cleft to cleft in a battle over boobtastic flashing supremacy, you know the flesh is going to fly. Ali Larter has jumped to the front of the must-leer-at-mama list in recent weeks since making her MILFtastic comeback and using her freshly dairy-packed funbags to take no prisoners. Meanwhile, Eva Mendes, who my six-fingered assistant Gretchen informs me, may or may not be now dating Ryan Gosling, put on her own show of tanned and oiled chest delights in Beverly Hills herself yesterday.

All in all, with the West Coast Indian Summer upon us, the sight of celeb lady-cleave left many mouths agape. Enjoy.