Catherine Zeta-Jones Showing Thigh at ‘Cocaine Godmother’ Premiere

I usually stay away from the Lifetime channel at all costs, but if Catherine Zeta-Jones is going to be taking up some of their screen time then I may have to make an exception. I think it is the least I can do for a woman that gave me so much entertainment in my youth. Seeing her dress get cut off her body in The Mask of Zorro is remembered as some of my earliest spank bank material. Her cleavage alone could have been enough for that deposit. So I think for old times sake I can sit through Cocaine Godmother and remember old times. Maybe seeing a version of Tony Montana with boobs and legs could even be entertaining in its own right. It will certainly be better than seeing another purposeful gender bending remake. I do not know if my heart can take seeing another botched movie from my childhood and it is impossible to improve upon perfection. Antonia Montana really does not have the same kind of ring to it that Tony did anyway. 

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