Carmen Ortega Bikini Pictures for Full-Bodied Zippered Goodness

Model Carmen Ortega calls herself a lovely little latina, which seems a bit of a stretch, and I'm not talking about the lovely part or the latina part. Carmen is a lot of woman, which will drive many of you out of the priesthood and into your bathrooms for some private time conversations with yourself about 'dat ass'. It's bound to happen.

A native of Chicago, so a special favorite here, Carmen took her bodacious curves show to L.A. this week for a little fun in the sun and in front of the cameras. I feel like I should have been invited to be on the welcoming committee. Or at least been the guy responsible for polishing the zippers on her swimsuit. Sad face emoticon. Enjoy.