“Captain America: Winter Soldier” As A Crappy 80’s Action Flick

As a child of the 80's, I'm partial to the action movies of that amazing decade. I will go toe to toe with anyone who claims that the 80's was anything less than a golden age of cinema. Robocop, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Indiana Jones, and the Death Wish movies are only a few of the masterpieces created by that amazing decade. It's not just the scripts and actors that I liked more, it was the aesthetics. You can keep your fancy modern graphics and CGI and give me some classic VHS era effects. That's where it's at, my friends. Even a modern action movie I enjoyed like Captain America: Winter Solder could be better if it were only done in the old way. Luckily, some genius cut together Captain America with a bunch of totally tubular 80's flicks. The result is amazing.

I would pay $1.99 to rent this from the video store next to the supermarket any day.