Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton Raised Booty Mean It’s Going to Be a Great Week

I can't even begin to tell you how much sextastic celebrity skin you're  going to see here this coming week. I'm not sure if we're in the Dog Days of Summer yet or not. Nobody's explained that one to me, but we are most definitely in the enduring heat weeks and that means more sweet flashing than just about any time of the year.

As you know, at the beginning of each week I seek out a harbinger of good and naughty tidings. I can think of no finer omen than the sight of Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz filming The Other Woman in the Bahamas, both their booties perched in the air. Some people look to the stars for perfect alignment of the universe, I look to asstastic. Oh, baby, this is going to be a great week! Enjoy.