Brooklyn Beckham Bending Over Playboy Models Now

The blogs are the only place where a boy named after a borough in New York City could be considered a legitimate philanderer. So according to the headlines written by writers who don’t get laid often, Brooklyn Beckham is the bad boy to watch out for. Even though he’s gotten dumped by Justin Beiber’s leftovers, Madison Beer, after he refused to move to Los Angeles because taking hipster pictures in NYC was prioritized higher than taking Beer’s pants off. As far as his score with women he’s two for three. His last woman, Chloë Moretz, clearly doesn’t count because she shares similar facial features with Perry the Platypus from the Phineas and Ferb cartoon. Brooklyn is trying to make up for that fumble with a woman who is a Playboy model. Her name is Lexi Wood and she’s nicer to look at than Moretz. But you can tell a woman like her is only around to drain Brooklyn’s balls and his father’s large bank account concurrently.